Alfs
10:30 Fri Nov 6
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Must have been 12 -15 years ago when I was running an event at The Grand Hotel. In the lobby, I saw this little black guy talking to one of the girls who was helping me and she looked a little uncomfortable.
Being the protective kind I strode over to tell this guy to sling his hook and as I got closer I heard him speak and he had a pronounced lisp - and then he turned and looked at me. It was Chris Eubank.
I decided not to tell him to sling his hook and asked Sally (the girl) to take a jug of water to the conference room, smiled meekly and fucked off to the bar.
I've also been told a quite disgusting story about Eubank in the same hotel but I'm not going to repeat it on here in the fear I'd get sued/killed/both.
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Darlo Debs
10:30 Fri Nov 6
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Most often i'd be unlikely to recognise them
I went to Ravel in Lakeside and some boke walked past me. All.these blonde glamour types were getting all over excited and i just asked what the fuss was about. Turned out it was some bloke from Blue.
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bruuuno
10:22 Fri Nov 6
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Why do people feel the need to talk to them? Whenever I see one my instinct is to respect their privacy
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smasher.
10:09 Fri Nov 6
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Probably the blonde long haired cunt. I remember a mate of mine who is from Colchester told me this said blonde cunt give it the "Do you know who I am" to a bouncer at the then Hippodrome and got his chin broke.
Looks similar to the Hansom mmm bop bop lot.
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Mr. Burns
10:03 Fri Nov 6
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smasher. 9:50 Fri Nov 6
That’s them. Think it was the singer. Happened outside Minsters. He was a right cunt.
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On The Ball
10:02 Fri Nov 6
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At least one was from Elm Park - he went to Abbs Cross.
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claypole
10:02 Fri Nov 6
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Managed to get a snide knee into Schofields groin when he was signing autographs after a Going live show.
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smasher.
9:50 Fri Nov 6
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Those cunts were from Tiptree in Essex if I remember right, Mr. Burns?
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Mr. Burns
9:48 Fri Nov 6
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Some bloke from Let Loose said he didn’t like me.
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joe royal
9:18 Fri Nov 6
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Not alterations as such but a few funnies.
“You're Norman Lamont” (I bumped into him as he was coming out of a posh jewellers in old bond st)
Yes I am.
You look like Ross Braun - I am.
Delivering a parcel to Vincent Price I looked up and said “oh you’re THE Vincent Price”
Yes.
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smasher.
9:05 Fri Nov 6
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Does an "altercation" include fucking Bianca Gascoigne in Marrakech?
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Hammer and Pickle
8:55 Fri Nov 6
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All good this end of the rainbow son!
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smasher.
8:52 Fri Nov 6
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One love H & P
You and yours well?
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smasher.
8:47 Fri Nov 6
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An I gave him a good few volleys to his head.
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smasher.
8:47 Fri Nov 6
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I knocked Pat Sharp clean out at Butlins mine head for touching my Bird.
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Aalborg Hammer
8:44 Fri Nov 6
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Travelling down the A272 a few years ago with my late brother,we passed the polo ground at Choudray Park and an open top Aston Martin pulled out in front of us with a black car behind it. We braked suddenly and Richard shouted "You Dickhead!!" before realising it was Prince Charles
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Aalborg Hammer
8:44 Fri Nov 6
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Travelling down the A272 a few years ago with my late brother,we passed the polo ground at Choudray Park and an open top Aston Martin pulled out in front of us with a black car behind it. We braked suddenly and Richard shouted "You Dickhead!!" before realising it was Prince Charles
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Bishopsfinger
8:33 Fri Nov 6
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BLOCK
Membership cards?
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joyo
6:05 Fri Nov 6
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I called David Mellor "a fat cunt" once and he did nothing except giving me a good long stare
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violator
6:05 Fri Nov 6
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I was at a British Airways corporate event for a Lion's v South Africa test, Austin Healy was one of the hosts and just been on strictly come dancing. I was outside having a fag and he jumps out of a black cab and walks to the entrance and I said I thought you'd salsa to the door, he just glared and told me to go fuck myself. I managed to avoid him for the rest of the day.
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